Quentin
oh god!..make it stop!..it's horrible...horrible!..are those actors?!..i won't believe those are actors!..it's too gruesome to bear!...it's the most horrible movie i've ever seen!..is that a film crew guy?..or somebody's cousin?..i was told there'd be puppets!..there aren't any puppets!..for the love of god make it stop!..
Ben
I need to preface this with a couple of points: first, that I have not seen any of the previous Puppet Master movies; and, second, that there were times where I wanted to just stop the video.
As far as I can tell, Retro Puppet Master is a prequel to a B horror movie, with much less of a budget than its original. There are all sorts of holes and anachronisms, and the acting is mediocre to horrible. Oh, and the fake accents make me shudder.
The only reason I can think of to watch this is if you are a highly dedicated fan of the franchise; there isn't even enough laughable material to make it worthwhile.
Remember, I watched it so that you don't have to.
I need to preface this with a couple of points: first, that I have not seen any of the previous Puppet Master movies; and, second, that there were times where I wanted to just stop the video.
As far as I can tell, Retro Puppet Master is a prequel to a B horror movie, with much less of a budget than its original. There are all sorts of holes and anachronisms, and the acting is mediocre to horrible. Oh, and the fake accents make me shudder.
The only reason I can think of to watch this is if you are a highly dedicated fan of the franchise; there isn't even enough laughable material to make it worthwhile.
Remember, I watched it so that you don't have to.
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